I don't actually hate Little Earthquakes

Tori Amos is a crazy person! Is there a more egregious example of a 60+ year old woman co-opting internet porn slang to put a little zip in her career?

I was sitting in my mansion, drinking tea, and surfing the net in a feverish search for ways to remain relevant to college girls. And then I saw this word MILF. What a revelation! I looked up the definition on Yahoo Answers and thought for a while about how I was the youngest person ever to attend Peabody. That's when I said to myself: Tori, you've still got it!